Author Unknown Quotes
Author Unknown - at least to us anyway. If you know please let us know.
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"Luck" is a very good word if you put a P before it.
[Luck]
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"Safety first" has been the motto of the human race for half a million years; but it has never been the motto of leaders.
[Security]
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"So you want to become my son-in-law." "Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter."
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'Mean to' don't pick no cotton.
[Action]
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'Mr. President, I am praying for you. 'Which way, Senator?'
[Prayer]
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'Tis a gift to be simple, 'tis a gift to be free. 'Tis a gift to come round to where we ought to be. And when we find a place that feels just right, We will be in the valley of love and delight.
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'Tis Fate that flings the dice, And as she flings Of kings makes peasants, And of peasants kings.
[Fate]
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79.84% of all statistics are made up on the spot. The other 42% are made up later on.
[Statistics]
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A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
[Bachelor]
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A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.
[Bachelor]
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A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains.
[Bank]
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A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
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A bold heart is half the battle.
[Courage]
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A book without an index is much like a compass-box, without the needle, perplexing instead of directive to the point we would reach.
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A brave arm makes a short sword long.
[Courage]
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A bred-in-the-bone Boston lady, when asked why she never travelled, said 'Why should I? I'm already there.'
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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
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A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
[Family]
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A Christian could even give thanks for Hell, because Hell was a threat and a warning to keep him in the right way.
[Forgiveness]
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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