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Blake Edwards Quotes





Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.
 

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
 

I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office.
 

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.
 

It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.
 

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.
 

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.
 

There's so few people in this town with a conscience.