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Brian Celio Quotes





A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
[Friendship]
 

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
[Friendship]
 

He has your finger, but I have your heart.
[Friendship]
 

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
[Friendship]
 

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
[Friendship]
 

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
[Love]
 

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
[Friendship]
 

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
[Friendship]
 

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
[Friendship]
 

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
[Friendship]
 

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
[Friendship]