Casey Stengel Quotes
Charles Dillon "Casey" Stengel was an American baseball player and manager from the early 1910s into the 1960s.
(1890 - 1975)
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
[Ability]
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All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
[Funny]
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
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I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
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I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
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I want you all to line up in alphabetical order, according to your size.
[Sports]
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
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If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
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