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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
[Funny]
 

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.
 

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
[Television]
 

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
 

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.
 

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
[Attention]
 

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.
 

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.
 

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
 

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
 

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
 


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