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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
 

I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.
 

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
 

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
 

I think the killers get far too much attention.
 

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.
 

I've got 911 on speed dial.
 

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
 

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
 

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
 

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
 

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil.
 

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.
 

If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us.
 

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.
 

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?
 

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.
 

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
 

If your life had lyrics, would they be any good?
 

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.
 


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