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Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
 

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
 

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
[Funny]
 

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
 


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