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'Whom are you?' he asked, for he had been to night school.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

A people so primitive that they did not know how to get money except by working for it.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

For parlour use, the vague generality is a lifesaver.

He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young, and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

In uplifting, get underneath.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.

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