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Jack Black Quotes





I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
 

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
 

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
 

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
 

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
 

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
 

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.