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Jacob Braude Quotes





By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.
[Sports]
 

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
[Health]
 

Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades, you couldn't possibly be cheating.
 

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
[Marriage]
 

she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it.
[Funny]
 

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.
 

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.
 

There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.
[Money]
 

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.