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Joe Garagiola Quotes

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that. . . every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.
[One Day]

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later."

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.