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Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead.
 

I think the thing to remember, though, the next time you hear someone who is really certain that he is on the side of the angels, is that the idea of angels was created by human beings, who are famous for being frequently untrustworthy and occasional.
 

When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical.