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Kerry Wendell Thornley is perhaps best-known as the co-founder (along with childhood friend Greg Hill) of Discordianism, in which context he is usually known as Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst or simply Lord Omar.[1] He and Hill authored the religion's seminal text Principia Discordia, Or, How I Found Goddess, And What I Did To Her When I Found Her.
(1938 - 1998)

Although a madman, Norton wrote letters to Abraham Lincoln and Queen Victoria which they took seriously.
 

As for the Devil - that is somebody our religion tried to do without for a long time.
 

Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God.
 

If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.
 

Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury. Why?
 

Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
 

What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.