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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

You write about what you know.

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