Larry David Quotes
Lawrence Eugene "Larry" David is an American actor, writer, comedian, and producer.
(1947 - )
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
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