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Mae West Quotes


An American actress and playwright.
(1893 - 1980)

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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
 

A hard man is good to find.
 

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
[Enthusiasm]
 

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
 

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
 

A man's kiss is his signature.
 

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
 

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
 

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
 

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
[Performance]
 

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.
 

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
 

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
[Funny]
 

Beulah, Peel me a grape.
 

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
 

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
[Men]
 

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
 

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
 

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
 

Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
[Goals]
 


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