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Man has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare the world for him is proof that that is what it was done for. I suppose it is, I dunno. If the Eiffel Tower were now representing the world's age, the skin of paint on the pinnacle-knob at its summit would represent man's share of that age; and anybody would perceive that the skin was what the tower was built for. I reckon they would, I dunno.

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
[Modesty]

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

Modesty died when false modesty was born.
[Modesty]

Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
[Luck]

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
[Adversity]

Never let your schooling interfere with your education.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
[Eloquence]

None but the dead have free speech.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant, and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.


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