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Red Buttons Quotes

An American comedian and actor.
(1919 - 2006)

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way

He's a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over by the Welcome Wagon.

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more. He just holds you up to the light!

The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.