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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

So, I heard the Fed increased the money supply, but I checked my bank balance and it's the same as before.
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The best things in life are silly.

The biggest issue in this election is something called flip-flopping, and all candidates are accused of doing it. A strong leader is expected to maintain steadfast resolve in his opinion even if the environment changes or he gets new information. In any other context, that would be considered the first sign of a brain tumor. When presidents do it, it's called leadership, and frankly, we can't get enough of it.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

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