Stephen Baker Quotes
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Dogs may be bigger than cats. But not between the ears.
[Cats]
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Explain the rules to your cat. Then follow his.
[Cats]
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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
[Cats]
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Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
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People didn't stop spending money, they just spent it on things that complement their PCs.
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This is the year you really put the stake in the ground.
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
[Cats]
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Would I buy a cell phone for my 12-year-old?... No. I should have closer control over my child than that. He really shouldn't be in places where he needs to contact me by cell.
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