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Stephen Baker Quotes

Dogs may be bigger than cats. But not between the ears.

Explain the rules to your cat. Then follow his.

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.

People didn't stop spending money, they just spent it on things that complement their PCs.

This is the year you really put the stake in the ground.

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.

Would I buy a cell phone for my 12-year-old?... No. I should have closer control over my child than that. He really shouldn't be in places where he needs to contact me by cell.