Will Rogers Quotes
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
[Action]
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Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth. ... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
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Everyone is ignorant, only in different subjects.
[Ignorance]
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Go out on a limb - that's where the fruit is.
[Risks]
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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I am a peace man. I haven't got any use for wars and there is no more humor in 'em than there is reason for 'em.
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I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
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I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat.
[Politicians]
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
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I bet you if I had met him and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
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I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.
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I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better husband than I am, but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.
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