Will Rogers Quotes
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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
[Government]
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Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
[Being]
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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U. S. Senators. There ought to be one day (just one) when there is open season on senators.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
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People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
[Politics]
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
[Politics]
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Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians and I love to watch both of 'em play either back home in their native state or after they have been captured and sent to the zoo or to Washington.
[Politics]
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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