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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
 

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
[Change]
 

I never said most of the things I said.
[Funny]
 

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
 

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.
 

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.
 

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
 

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
 

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
 

I'm as red as a sheet.
 

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
 

If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
 

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
 

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
 

If this was easy it wouldn't be so hard.
 

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
[Funny]
 

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
 

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
 

If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there.
 

In baseball, you don't know nothing.
[Ignorance]
 


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