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Yogi Berra Quotes


American Baseball player and team manager.
(1925 - )

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90 percent of putts that fall short don't go in.
 

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
 

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
[Funny]
 

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
 

Always go to other peoples' funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.
 

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
[Baseball]
 

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.
 

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
 

Don't get me right; I'm just asking!
 

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
 

Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours.
 

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
[Sports]
 

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
 

How can you think and hit at the same time?
 

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
 

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
 

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.
 

I didn't really say everything I said.
 

I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late.
 

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
 


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