Yogi Berra Quotes
American Baseball player and team manager.
(1925 - )
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90 percent of putts that fall short don't go in.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
[Funny]
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Always go to other peoples' funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.
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Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
[Baseball]
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Don't get me right; I'm just asking!
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
[Sports]
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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
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I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
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I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late.
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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
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