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Yogi Berra Quotes

American Baseball player and team manager.
(1925 - )

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90 percent of putts that fall short don't go in.

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Always go to other peoples' funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Don't get me right; I'm just asking!

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.

I didn't really say everything I said.

I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

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