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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
[Marriage]

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
[Marriage]

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
[Marriage]

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
[Funny]

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
[Heartbreak]

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
[Passion]

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
[Hatred]

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Macho does not prove mucho.
[Men]

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
[Sex]

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.


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