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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Cats are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats are successful underachievers.

Cats don't like change without their consent.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

Cats invented self-esteem.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

Cats talk with their tails.

Cats won't lie on a book that isn't well written.

Ding, dong, bell, Pussy's in the well; Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout.

Dogs are optimists. Cats are realists.

Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

Dogs eat. Cats dine.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Dogs may be bigger than cats. But not between the ears.

Domestic cat is an oxymoron.

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