Funny Quotes
These are some of the best 'Funny' quotations and sayings.
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(Airplanes) may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
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Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
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