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Health is worth more than learning.

Health lies in labor, and there is no royal road to it but through toil.

Health, beauty, vigor, riches, and all the other things called goods, operate equally as evils to the vicious and unjust, as they do as benefits to the just.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain, no pain.

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

I've been on every diet in the world. The best one is the BBC diet: Buy Bigger Clothes.

If men gave three times as much attention as they now do to ventilation, ablution, and exercise in the open air, and only one third as much to eating, luxury, and late hours, the number of doctors, dentists, and apothecaries, and the amount of neuralgia, dyspepsia, gout, fever, and consumption, would be changed in a corresponding ratio.

If the mind, that rules the body, ever so far forgets itself as to trample on its slave, the slave is never generous enough to forgive the injury, but will rise and smite the oppressor.

If you can REALIZE the Presence of God where previously you were thinking of a damaged organ, the organ in question will heal.

If you want to know if your brain is flabby feel of your legs.

In these days, half our diseases come from the neglect of the body in the over­work of the brain. In this railway age, the wear and tear of labor and intellect go on without pause or self-pity. We live longer than our forefathers; but we suffer more from a thousand artificial anxieties and cares. They fatigued only the muscles, we exhaust the finer strength of the nerves.

It is the opinion of those who best understand the physical system, that if the physical laws were strictly observed from generation to generation, there would be an end to the frightful diseases that cut life short, and of the long list of maladies that make life a torment or a trial, and that this wonderful machine, the body, - this "goodly temple," would gradually decay, and men. would at last die as if gently falling asleep.

It is the superstition of medicine that is responsible for all the health cults of modern times. You have elevated the desire for health, youth and longevity to the position of a religion.

Joy, temperance, and repose, slam the door on the doctor's nose.


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