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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to exercise her own.

A wise woman will always let her husband have her way.

A woman is not a whole woman without the experience of marriage. In the case of a bad marriage, you win if you lose. Of the two alternatives - bad marriage or none - I believe bad marriage would be better. It is a bitter experience and a high price to pay for fulfillment, but it is the better alternative.

A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

All the molestations of marriage are abundantly recompensed with the other comforts which God bestoweth on them who make a wise choice of a wife.

All tragedies are ended by death. All comedies are ended by marriage.

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as if she weren't.

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

Any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting and significant than any romance, however passionate.

As a general thing, people marry most happily with their own kind. The trouble lies in the fact that people usually marry at an age when they do not really know what their own kind is.

As a great part of the uneasiness of matrimony arises from mere trifles, it would be wise in every young married man to enter into an agreement with his wife that in all disputes the party who was most convinced they were right should always surrender the victory. By this means both would be more forward to give up the cause.

As the husband is, the wife is; if mated with a clown, the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee down.

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