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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

I know the sum of all that makes a man - a just man - happy, consists in the well choosing of his wife; and then well to discharge it, does require equality of years, of birth, of fortune.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I married beneath me, all women do.

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

I'm an extinct volcano.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

If you wish to ruin yourself, many a rich wife.

If you would have the nuptial union last, let virtue be the bond that ties it fast.

If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.

In choosing a wife, a nurse, or a school-teacher, look to the breed. - There is as much blood in men as in horses.

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

In my conscience I believe the baggage loves me, for she never speaks well of me herself, nor suffers anybody else to rail at me.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

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