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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful thing.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family - a domestic church.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

Marriage is an exercise in torture.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature; whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature.

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.


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