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Lord, make me chaste - but not yet.

Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.

Sex - the poor man's polo.

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerge unanxious, rewarded, and ready for more.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The natural man has only two primal passions - to get and beget.

The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!'

When she raises her eyelids it's as if she were taking off all her clothes.

While a person does not give up on sex, sex does not give up on the person.


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