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I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later."

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well, neither would he!

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

If people focused on life's really important matters, there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.


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