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The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player.

The integrity of the game is everything.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bull pen.

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works.

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

They X-rayed my head and found nothing.

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once, when he had a hole in one, he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

What a terrible round. I only hit two good balls all day and that was when I stepped on a rake in a bunker.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.


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