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Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Golfers are forever working on mechanics. My tennis swing hasn't changed in 10 years.

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.

Gray skies are just clouds passing over.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's getting his power from. He's young and has great elasticity.

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.

He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.

He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.

He's got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can't wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play.

He's got everything. He' not a great player yet because he hasn't won any major championships, but it's a matter of time. He's an outstanding talent. I didn't realize how tall he is.

Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Horse racing is animated roulette.

I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.


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